4 Types of Women Driving Who Male Drivers Think Are Dangerous

The beautiful half of humanity is quite capable of not only carefully driving to the nearest supermarket and famously parking at the kindergarten, but also embarking on a long journey for many hundreds of kilometers. But even among the representatives of the beautiful half of humanity there are drivers with whom no one would like to meet on the road.

Schumacher in a skirt

Men are absolutely convinced that everyone is equal on the road. They are ready to woo women, give them flowers, carry heavy bags, give up their seats on public transport and gallantly hold doors. But on the track there is no place for gallantry. Meanwhile, there are motorists who are convinced that they can drive as they want. They honk furiously if they are not given way. They forget to turn on the turn signals or do not consider it necessary to look at the mirrors, they park where it is convenient for them personally.

Particularly bright rays of hatred are received by small red cars traveling in the extreme left lane at a snail's pace. Men do not understand why the ladies should not remember the principles of the location of cars on the track.

And ladies are very offended if male drivers refuse to listen to them.

In the same style, the ladies are trying to communicate with representatives of the traffic police. To the inspector who stopped them, they sincerely try to explain and justify the maneuvers prohibited by the rules. Flapping their eyelashes and pouting their lips, the beauties do their best to pity the representative of the law and avoid a well-deserved fine.

Often they succeed. Men who are forced to pay fines in a disciplined manner are infuriated. However, as well as adequate motorists.

Hens at the wheel

It would be difficult for anyone to drive a car when a couple of their favorite little ones yell loudly in the back seat. Sometimes they start a fight for the right to turn on the desired cartoon on the tablet, drop food or smear it around the cabin, pour sticky juice over them. All this is accompanied by loud appeals to justice in the face of a mother who is trying to safely reach her destination without crushing several old women along the way.

Mothers-hens who follow the lead of a child who does not want to wear a seat belt deserve special mention.

No matter how much men sympathize with these heroic mothers, they cannot consider them adequate road users and in every possible way try to break away from them, go around or stay away in another way.

Mothers who are forced to deliver children can only be advised to be firm and adamant, demand from children strict discipline in the car and not be distracted by their whims.

"Do you know who my husband is?"

Self-confident to the extreme, the wives of rich husbands do not cause ordinary drivers anything but irritation and provoke strong expressions with all their behavior.

This is not surprising - such the ladies are absolutely sure that they are right and that they can set their own rules on the common road. They believe that in the event of an accident, an almighty husband will instantly fly in and disperse the clouds gathering around the beautiful fairy. The law is not written for them, they did not read the rules, and a loving spouse bought them the rights along with a pretentious car. They love to park on the sidewalks near the entrance to their favorite store, leave cars in the most unexpected places, hindering traffic and creating wild traffic jams.

Interestingly, their husbands behave much more modestly and silently pay for the consequences of accidents provoked by a reckless wife.

Multitasking car lady

Over time, a creature shaking with horror, which first went on the road without an instructor, turns into a beautiful car lady. She no longer stalls at traffic lights, confidently rushes in the left lane and turns where she needs to, and not where it is easy and not scary.

Along with confidence, she acquires habits that piss off male motorists. For example, driving a car and talking on the phone at the same time. However, men do this as often as women.

But it would never occur to a representative of the stronger sex to look at a freshly jumped pimple on his nose while driving. And, moreover, he will not cover it with foundation, without looking up from the steering wheel. Will not take on lipstick, mascara and other things that do not belong in the driver's seat. But the ladies are also cheerfully driving, looking for these extremely necessary things in their immense handbags!

Men admit that while driving you can sip coffee or answer an urgent call while standing in a traffic jam.

Of course, not all claims to the ladies behind the wheel are justified and fair. There are also fossil specimens that consider any autolady a monkey. But progress cannot be stopped, and every year the number of motorists is growing. Women are careful and are much less likely to get into accidents with serious consequences. But, unfortunately, they are not always able to park in jewelry and more often provoke minor accidents, giving men a reason for condescending smiles.