Little people who won't stop until they deliver hot juicy justice

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and these people are Michelin-starred chefs creating these merciless culinary delights. They are here remembering that one day you didn't copy them a letter about cute cats and they are ready to act as judge, jury and executioner for your crime.

But let's face it, we're not the Avengers from the movie, so the only crime and punishment that happens is incredibly domestic. However, those little petty victories will still give you the thrill you get when you hear Inigo Montoya say, "You killed my father, prepare to die."

Mom is as petty as we are

When your mom gets into a heated argument with her friends, that's the end result.

It's nice to know that not only the younger generation is petty enough to crop, photoshop and tear people out of photos.

That's why you don't trust brothers

This is exactly what you would expect from a sibling. Just a level of unnecessary pettiness that no one asked for, but now an all-out war has begun.

Just wait until the next family meeting and everything will go downhill.

Sometimes we don't have to act our age.

Who said you have to be a child to build fortresses? This man has raised his level of immaturity higher than Ashton Kutcher during his Punk days.

Maybe he's just trying to protect his food from a possible thief?

Broken headphones in 18 years of your life? Seems fair

Having siblings is all there is to give and take. If they take from you, make sure you return something, like a naughty horse or, in this case, a child they can't raise.

There's a really strong family dynamic here that doesn't scare us to death at all.

Maybe edit who can see your evening walk stories before telling your boss you're "sick" the next day.

The new boyfriend who built a small palace for her mom

Don't settle for a man who doesn't love or support you and your quirkiness.

When her mom's new boyfriend heard about her mom's ex's hatred of her ceramic collection, he stepped up his petty game of being a nice guy. This is cotton back centuries.

I won't get juice because of you, I won't get juice because of me

This little queen has gone to great lengths to truly dehydrate her coworkers, and we respect and fear her at the same time.

She didn't even give up Coke, and that shakes us to the core.

She boarded the midnight train to drive her sledgehammer into the side of his pretty little SUV.

When he doesn't return calls all his friends say they don't know where he is and you saw his whereabouts at that girl's, you know he saw the house two years ago, you know it's hammer time.

This transit queen is on her way to make sure her cheater buys his own subway pass tomorrow.

Small people are looking for the American Airlines app right now

Now getting ready to fly "bitter in the sky" because this genius just landed my dream job. Instead of going online and judging people, flight attendants can do it to their faces, which is all I ever wanted.

Do you have paper, plastic, or any other flimsy items that I can keep for you?

Maybe this will get the point across

Sometimes you can kill two birds with one stone when you're in a bad mood.

These villagers can just get their point across and finally fix their road pothole thanks to this viral spanking.

This work is called "Take me home."

We all want to be the ones who contribute to the creative growth of an aspiring artist.

But sometimes this ambitious young man is actually an old man who missed half an hour Antique Roadshow and wants nothing to do with you. We respect his passion for pettiness.

Sorry, never looked like this Redrum

Some people love rules, and the only thing these people love more than rules is making rules for the smallest inconvenience.

Oh I'm sorry the bin smells like trash, what other perfectly acceptable place would you like me to throw my trash in?

Notes for lunch to remind him that you are still angry

They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, but they never talked about waking up from yesterday's fight and bitterly making dinner for your boyfriend at work because you had a fight last night.

Just because of everything he said, you won't put cucumber in your sandwich either.

Carrot cake with some passive aggression

So many questions. What does this person want? Is it the person who took out the corner of the cake, or the person who dug a hole right in the middle?

The biggest question is: why is it on the floor? Don't you know that's how ants appear?

Road rage has left the chat and parking pettiness has entered

If someone makes me lose my cool while I'm here, playing like a driving genius, then there's no chance they're not going to waste their time.

We're all petty enough not to mind ruining our whole day if it means we might ruin them.

Thanks for the constructive criticism, Ed

Just because you eat food doesn't mean you deserve to post your opinion online, because the truth is, we just don't care.

Hey Ed, if you hate meatballs so much, why don't you go and try to digest the ones you see on your food blogs through your screen.

Dad's pettiness is next level pettiness

We've all seen fathers throw their deck chairs over bad calls from the referee at football games and think, "Wow, that's a small thing," but rarely do we see it end up stealing important moments.

We both respect and fear their capacity for petty power.

Thanks for this, Google Earth

Thanks to this troll, a new level of pettiness was opened up. Sounds like your neighbor has taken over the lawn.

That's what happens when you get tired of hanging around next to a neighbor you can't stand.

The petty logic of five years ago is flawless logic

Kids live by the "monkey sees monkey do" rule, so don't even try to force some hypocritical logic on them because they remember everything you've done and won't hesitate to tell you about it.

So test yourself before your child does it for you.

Hey at least you got your money

If he's going to be petty, he should expect her to be petty too. I mean, the only way to fight fire is with fire.

We absolutely respect what this girl went for.

Brandi - and I can't emphasize it - don't eat this.

If you've ever lived with someone who is determined to destroy every positive relationship in their life by eating the other person's food, then get ready to be tough on the guy who counted his grains of rice.

To be precise, that's 4,362 grains.

Girl you are like a sister to me

God, don't you hate it when thirsty girls try to sneak into your man's DM, asking about the money he owes them, class four notes, and telling him he can save 10% on his first Geico package?

They all pursue one thing, and it's disgusting.

*Works out once a month and posts progress photos*

The only motivation we need to go to the gym and start exercising is completely non-existent because we've dedicated ourselves to not exercising.

We have a strict schedule, but we have the persistence to keep it up and the desire to one day fully immerse ourselves in our sofas.

Brother code? What is the brother code? I'm knocking about you mom to borrow a car on Friday

Hollywood is always trying to instill in us the idea of ​​secret trust between siblings, and we always do our best to ignore them.

Why would we literally do anything for them when we know exactly which side our bread is buttered on. Hi, Mom.

Be a fact checking friend bro

Don't let your men joke online if you know it's a cold lie.

Manage this boy when he starts bragging to the team that he drank 27 beers in one night and kindly remind him that it was actually 3 and he fell asleep on your couch.

Channel XNUMX is not on your side, dear.

You can no longer deceive anyone, including your job. This career woman had the best and most bitter reaction to some of the camera work exposing her job search.

You can't do anything without the paparazzi these days.

The boss who was also Snapchat's best friend

If you're not already blocking your co-workers from your Insta stories, you need to stop reading right now and do so.

Unless, of course, you want your petty boss to find out and then deny you a raise, then I guess leave.

She sent him this photo of herself, and her knees buckled.

This cat is trying to act like it's the virgin birth, round two

Little people have a sacred duty to do one thing, and that is to keep everyone honest, including our feline friends.

This means that you should call your cat on social media, because she does more than just "hang out" with a tabby cat on the street.

We love a prepared petty king

When you are dramatic and petty in a relationship, your significant other is always there asking you for receipts.

So you have to step up your tea pouring game and provide evidence like this boyfriend.

Rest In Peace Sam's Big Toe Argument You Will Be Sorely Missed

We will all always miss Ron and Sam's iconic big toe controversy. Jersey shore. Sam won't forgive and she won't forget, and Ron won't stop throwing patio furniture off the balcony and dancing with the other girls in the club.

It was the pinnacle of petty culture, and we were all here for it.

For every person who is not allowed to DD

People remember elephants when it comes to being in your car.

Whether it's the fact that your seat belts don't work, you drove the red carpet one day, or you got into a little race with a Prius, people will always mention it and use it as an excuse for why they won. don't get in the car. Just live little Cheryl.

The little man is already well versed in covert petty operations.

Joke of the century - your mom tells you that you "are not allowed to eat popsicles."

What the fuck, we laughed all the way to the freezer as we choose between SpongeBob or chocolate like this kid.

Why is this screaming cat me

They say there are about ten people in this world who look exactly like you, and, honey, you won't believe it, but one of them is a cat.

Okay, physically we are different, but spiritually, emotionally and intellectually we are on the same cosmic shallow plane.

Raise your hand if you have been personally harmed by The Sims.

The Sims video game is here, hurting our tender little hearts with its all-too-real gameplay.

When your favorite Sim, fast-paced in a criminal career, gets hit by a meteor during the tomato harvest, all you can do is use your petty energy to pull the game through.

Pour one for every brain cell you've lost while talking to a hypebeast

We respect the fact that everyone is trying to move on in the world and fill their lives with a little glitz and glamour.

But what we don't respect, to be honest, is some broken hypebat that is the Supreme that you can see from space, fakely flexing above us.

Must be a new kind of pony

You wouldn't pay retail price for a fake handbag, but you'll definitely charge a pony price for a shaved dog because you're so petty.

This guy here is reinventing the grooming game and we all look at our bank account balance when we think about getting into the fake horse game.

Okay, Siri, what's the damage? Who hurt you?

Little Siri remembered this guy every time he told her to shut up or asked about the weather six times in ten minutes.

My boyfriend, always take a light jacket with you in case of inclement weather, instead of taking it out, because it timed when you annoyed her.

We love to see efforts

Just because you had a fight with a friend or ex doesn't mean you should throw away all your best photos.

If you're looking to fly, just photoshop them and live your best petty life.

Who needs negativity?

When the rest of the world leaves you behind, it's important to let go of the negativity and remember who has always been there for you. If you can't count on yourself and love yourself, how can anyone else?

I hope one day she can give one of them to someone special, but for now, girl.

ahead of my time

It must have been a long time ago, because today everything is fine.

Brands are now sharing opinions on Twitter on a daily basis. Sonic was too small, too early in his career.

It has more nutrients than any cream they used.

This is truly the embodiment of poetic justice.

If you're going to be the one who steals your colleague's coffee creamer, you might end up being the breast milk drinker guy, and that's what you deserve.

He won't go unnoticed

Oh, you thought putting him in the bathroom while you were cooking dinner would keep him out of trouble?

Well, unfortunately for you, you are sorely mistaken.

It will show her

This is clearly not the kind of woman you want to mess with.

Anyone who is quirky enough to come up with something like this is not someone you would like to see on the bad side...

Time to go buy scissors

They were obviously in a hurry if they had to park in two parking spaces, but now they will have to spend a lot of time returning to the store in search of something to cut the tie.

Imagine if they just drove away and admitted that it was their car now.

Learn to park or take a bus

Imagine being so fed up with other people's parking skills that you keep a coloring book in your car so you can hand it out to people when needed.

These are serious goals to strive for.

This is British blasphemy

It turns out that the British are very outraged by the fact that North Americans sometimes heat water in the microwave instead of heating it in a kettle.

Knowing this gives you the perfect way to get revenge.

Don't take what's not yours

If someone repeatedly steals your food from the office kitchen, you have two options: stop leaving food there, or leave a bait that will leave a scar for life.

I'm not proud enough to say I'm learning a valuable lesson here.

It won't take away the edge of his flat earth theory

It's hard to rationalize someone when they believe in a theory wholeheartedly, even if you know that theory is wrong.

Sometimes you just have to put up with the beats and find a laugh when you can.

They got stuck in traffic

Because this car decided they were more important than everyone else and had to park across the crosswalk, someone else decided it was important to smash a jar of jam on their hood.

This driver needs to find a car wash quickly, otherwise he will have to answer a bunch of questions.

I can stay here all day

The key to being a successful small person is to have the luxury of time.

If you have nowhere to go for the next hour, why not let a group of people walk in front of you to give their opinion?

Nobody gets anything from grandma

According to this grandmother, grandchildren who are not grateful have nothing to be thankful for.

So, she decided to spend all her money so that no one would have an inheritance.